New York Daily Times-Journal 10-5-04
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10-5-04
United Nations -- Calling upon all nations to remain calm and resourceful, a special UN commission today has officially determined the nature of the device used in the October 2 explosion in Montreal, Canada. Speaking for the press the UN Director stated that "It was definitely a sophisticated weapon of mass destruction, but we have conclusively learned that it was not nuclear, nor was it the result of an air or missile attack. The weapon exploded on the ground, making the most likely that the device was smuggled into the city or was secretly constructed there." When asked whether the weapon could be proven to be North Korean he replied that, "results are currently inconclusive as to the weapon's source." He would not comment on the ossibility that more of these weapons may exist in other cities.
As speculations proliferate and the stability of global markets continues to deteriorate due to panic selling, the UN commission has promised to make every effort to resolve the matter as soon as it possibly can.
10-5-04
United Nations -- Calling upon all nations to remain calm and resourceful, a special UN commission today has officially determined the nature of the device used in the October 2 explosion in Montreal, Canada. Speaking for the press the UN Director stated that "It was definitely a sophisticated weapon of mass destruction, but we have conclusively learned that it was not nuclear, nor was it the result of an air or missile attack. The weapon exploded on the ground, making the most likely that the device was smuggled into the city or was secretly constructed there." When asked whether the weapon could be proven to be North Korean he replied that, "results are currently inconclusive as to the weapon's source." He would not comment on the ossibility that more of these weapons may exist in other cities.
As speculations proliferate and the stability of global markets continues to deteriorate due to panic selling, the UN commission has promised to make every effort to resolve the matter as soon as it possibly can.
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