Faux News Network Report-News Flash 10-18-04
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10-18-04
Beruit, Lebanon (reporting city)
Without formal declaration Israel has launched a pre-emptive strike against its neighboring nation of Syria, expending the first nuclear weapon against a civilian target in almost sixty years. Hama, a city of over four hundred thousand, was yotally destroyed when an Israeli MIRV (fig. 2) was delivered to the city center. Casualties among the target population are estimated as total, with any rescue attempts prevented by a massive firestorm after the initial blast, which consumed all structures and released huge amounts of radioactive fallout from the debris and smoke particles. Although public outcry and international condemnation runs high, there have, as yet, been no retaliatory strikes on Israeli soil.
NATO forces detected the blast in Hama immediately, say sources. World tensions have become extreme - unnamed sources report that for several minutes United States Strategic forces were placed at Defense Condition (Defcon) One, in which nuclear forces are fully prepared and await Presidential order - before dropping to a comparatively low but still unprecedneted Defcon 2, where it stands at the time of this report. Emergency political and military delegations have been sent to Israel, Syria, and neighboring states in an effort to contain and prevent the spread of future attacks.
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10-18-04
Beruit, Lebanon (reporting city)
Without formal declaration Israel has launched a pre-emptive strike against its neighboring nation of Syria, expending the first nuclear weapon against a civilian target in almost sixty years. Hama, a city of over four hundred thousand, was yotally destroyed when an Israeli MIRV (fig. 2) was delivered to the city center. Casualties among the target population are estimated as total, with any rescue attempts prevented by a massive firestorm after the initial blast, which consumed all structures and released huge amounts of radioactive fallout from the debris and smoke particles. Although public outcry and international condemnation runs high, there have, as yet, been no retaliatory strikes on Israeli soil.
NATO forces detected the blast in Hama immediately, say sources. World tensions have become extreme - unnamed sources report that for several minutes United States Strategic forces were placed at Defense Condition (Defcon) One, in which nuclear forces are fully prepared and await Presidential order - before dropping to a comparatively low but still unprecedneted Defcon 2, where it stands at the time of this report. Emergency political and military delegations have been sent to Israel, Syria, and neighboring states in an effort to contain and prevent the spread of future attacks.
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