Gerard Wilson (1421)
Gerard Wilson
Squire to Olyver Moore
You are the squire to Olyver Moore. Olyver has trained you for the last two years to be a knight. To bad he’s a pompous windbag with a dick the size of a thimble, literally. Over the years you have heard the story of how the current Lady of Dublin, Isabella Moyglare, slept with Olyver then spread a viscous rumor that his dick was the too small to do the job adequately. To your eternal amusement, the rumors are right on. One of the most glaring problems you see with Olyver’s story is that a woman as classy as Isabella would never go whoring herself out to the likes of Olyver.
That leads you to your problem. Olyver is going to make a fool of himself if he wins the joust by denouncing Lady Isabella. This would damage your future as well as his. You need to stop Olyver from winning the joust, or jousting at all. If he doesn’t joust, you will take his place and allow you to win all the glory.
The other problem you have is that you are infatuated with Beatrix Fitzgerald. Ever since Olyver sent you on a spying mission to follow her to see if she was ‘hooking’ up with Isabella you have been smitten. If you can get into the jousting tournament, maybe you can make a good showing and impress her with your skill with a ‘lance’.
Lastly, keep an eye out. You never know what dirt you can dig up at this big of a gathering to later use to improve your social standing. Rumor’s have been floating around that the Irish are the cause of the plaque that has hit the town. Luckily no-one that you are close to has died yet, but if you can find proof that the Irish are the cause you would surely be noticed by those in power.
What is this?
Squire to Olyver Moore
You are the squire to Olyver Moore. Olyver has trained you for the last two years to be a knight. To bad he’s a pompous windbag with a dick the size of a thimble, literally. Over the years you have heard the story of how the current Lady of Dublin, Isabella Moyglare, slept with Olyver then spread a viscous rumor that his dick was the too small to do the job adequately. To your eternal amusement, the rumors are right on. One of the most glaring problems you see with Olyver’s story is that a woman as classy as Isabella would never go whoring herself out to the likes of Olyver.
That leads you to your problem. Olyver is going to make a fool of himself if he wins the joust by denouncing Lady Isabella. This would damage your future as well as his. You need to stop Olyver from winning the joust, or jousting at all. If he doesn’t joust, you will take his place and allow you to win all the glory.
The other problem you have is that you are infatuated with Beatrix Fitzgerald. Ever since Olyver sent you on a spying mission to follow her to see if she was ‘hooking’ up with Isabella you have been smitten. If you can get into the jousting tournament, maybe you can make a good showing and impress her with your skill with a ‘lance’.
Lastly, keep an eye out. You never know what dirt you can dig up at this big of a gathering to later use to improve your social standing. Rumor’s have been floating around that the Irish are the cause of the plaque that has hit the town. Luckily no-one that you are close to has died yet, but if you can find proof that the Irish are the cause you would surely be noticed by those in power.
What is this?
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